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How To Puppy Snatch

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How To Puppy Snatch

Puppy Snatching is a pretty simple technique.   Many people make Snatching much harder than it really is.  The key thing to remember is stealth.  Whether during daytime or night, silence is key.  Just think about it.  You aren't just going to run up to a house and start screaming like an idiot "I'm gonna snatch a puppy!!!".  You must remain quiet no matter what.  Once you are there, use the weapon(s) of your choice to get that puppy (See weapons page).  Then...BAM!  Get him.  A net would do fine.  Once you got him, RUN LIKE A GAZELLE BEING CHASED BY A CHEETAH!  The dog may start barking and you DON'T want to attract attention to yourself.  Remember, snatch responsibly and always have a good excuse if you're caught.

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