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How To Transport Puppies

Alright...You Snatched the puppy.  Now how to transport it.  Here's some different ways:
 
1. Bag
Stuff the puppy (Carefully) into the bag.  Make sure the puppy can breath though...We don't want any blue puppies.  Then take a wild dash.
2. Camel
Going Puppy Snatching?  Bring along your faithful camel!  Just park the camel out front and Snatch the puppy.  Grab it, hop on your camel, then go.
3. Bottle Rockets (Fireworks)
These fireworks are great ways to transport puppies.  Attach some of these to the puppy, light the fuse, and watch it go!
4. RPG
Like we said earlier, you should not use an RPG to capture a puppy...But we did say it is a great way to launch puppies!  Put the puppy in the tube and off it goes!(Remember you will be acting like Dora the Explorer!)
5. Slingshot
Slingshots are often used to fire rocks or little items at birds and houses.  But I use it to sling my newly caught puppy out of the way.
 

If you have any question, talk to me online.  My screen name is PuppySnatcher53.
 
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