We made a list of (nonlethal) used to capture puppies. But this is a list of lethal weapons NOT to use to capture puppies. You better know the difference between lethal and nonlethal or your puppy is going to be very bloody!
1. M-16A2
The most widely used in the military, this is definitely not the weapon to use for Puppy Snatching. The lightweight bullet flips on impact with the puppy, either lodging it in vital organs or leaving an exit wound the size of a basketball.
2. RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade)
This terrorist weapon which brought down 2 Black Hawks in Somalia '93, exploits a large expolosion including bits of shrapnel which can harm the puppy. Though it can't be used to snatch puppies, RPG tubes are wonderful for firing pre-snatched puppies.
3. Ithaca Shotgun
Well I bet you can guess why you should not use these against puppies. Firing slugs over a 50 yard distance at high speeds, the slug will explode scattering many bits of metal much like bb's. Unless you want many little bits of metal in your puppy, do not even consider using this.
4. Crow Bar
Crow bars are used for breaking in to houses, and killing crows, hence the name crow bar. 'Nuff said.
5. Duck Billed Platypus
Many people don't realize how dangerous these 'lovely' creatures really are. This is the only poisonous mammal alive. If you bring this along with you on a puppy hunt and plan on killing yourself/ the puppy...Good idea. But other than that, don't use the platypus.
