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How Not To Transport Puppies

You know how to transport your recently snatched puppies, but if you're making up your own method of Snatching, DO NOT USE THESE ONES!!!!!!!
 
1. Carry Puppy By Ears
Puppy ears are extremely sensitive to touch and sound so DO NOT carry them by the ears because there is a good chance that the ears may come off and we don't want to start a new breed of earless puppies. (Except they won't hear us coming when we're about to Snatch 'em).
2. Carry Puppy By Tail
Some puppy tails are quite long while others are short.  Either way, don't transport puppies by their tail  because they will yelp like a fricken hyena and we don't want to get caught.
3. Lift Puppy By Collar
Most puppies will have collars on them when you go to Snatch them.  It looks like a quick and easy way to transport them (and it is) except it will suffocate the puppy and Blue the puppy on Blue's Clues won't be the only blue puppy around anymore.
4. Carry Puppy By Teeth
Most puppies are going to have teeth(unless they had a bad dental record), and you dont want to lose your fingers. AND DONT USE YOUR TEETH!

If you have any question, talk to me online.  My screen name is PuppySnatcher53.
 
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